I found the funniest thing ever: Ask A Ninja! This must be what they call porn because the ninja videos are all over my human's computer.
I couldn't take my eyes off it. He's so NINJA! I watched every podcast this morning. I wonder if he has a name?
I'm sure he will hunt me down and think up some macabre method for killing this small feline just for saying what I'm about to... but... his first podcast was really reaching. Lucky I went backward and didn't get to that one until the end.
The ninja has a sophisticated sense of humor for a mass murderer. I wonder if he'd take that as a compliment? Maybe that comment will save my small bones.
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