tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-293288862024-02-08T05:51:51.671-08:00Miss LitterNine-step Program For Recovering Litter Addicts — Moxie's reflections in the toiletcooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02376949604566015622noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-71158643234359503552010-04-22T02:42:00.000-07:002010-04-22T02:42:00.802-07:00The Longest PeeThe Longest Pee - watch more funny videos
People were trying to get in the door. And I was all like "I'll be out in a minute!"moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-8245013802059951042009-10-22T07:16:00.000-07:002009-10-22T07:16:00.236-07:00Struggle Over The Spare Pillow
Everyone envies my coat. But honestly I got it at a flea market for next to nothing.
This morning I woke up on the spare pillow beside to my human. His hand tucks perfect under my chin and I fall easily into slumber.
But really I sleep on the spare pillow so his girlfriends run sneezing from the room. Lets say we share an allergic reaction to each other. Can I help that I want him to myself?moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-18064626960470151372009-03-10T06:44:00.000-07:002009-03-10T06:44:00.650-07:00Never, ever, think outside the boxNever, ever, think outside the box.Timeless. Something eloquent and existential about their conversation... You notice that our cat heroine doesn't have to say a word to get her message across. Thanks to the comedy genius of Leo Cullum at The New Yorker. If you've got nothing better to wear, you can get visit that store to get t-shirts or hoodies of the cartoon.moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-7308488096424089162009-03-06T06:52:00.000-08:002009-03-06T06:52:00.481-08:00The Right SentimentHumans probably make sense to themselves... sigh.moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-19455368342156965422009-03-02T07:36:00.000-08:002009-03-02T07:36:00.138-08:00Home Theatre Conquered By ColorsSorry it's been over a month since I got on here. Hopefully a big post (with linked pictures!!!) will be worth the wait.Just wanted to say that I see now why the big guy painted the wall white!He made the best hd theatre system ever. As far as I can see, anyway.Everywhere in the house is colored paints... oranges, blues, even polka dots in the kitchen. But almost the whole living room is white moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-79637432192243327242008-12-16T16:12:00.000-08:002008-12-16T16:12:00.466-08:00It's All Photoshopped!Even I, with my stellar marks in advanced feline aesthetics from the prestigious Schule für die intelligenten Katzen have yet to learn how to use Photoshop properly.moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-30832133233860590532008-11-11T08:00:00.000-08:002008-11-11T08:00:01.375-08:00Gift Book At The Printers!Perre left us for one long awful day. He got up at 5am, made espresso, and the last thing I heard was the mini starting up outside. He brought back footage to show he wasn't seeing any other cats while he was away, but he could have edited them out.moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-6668518358896490852008-11-10T07:08:00.000-08:002008-11-11T01:28:54.064-08:00Nine-Step Poster Hidden In Dust Jacket!Perre explains how the poster works. (He's the big guy who feeds us).moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-79861825028991371692008-11-03T14:02:00.000-08:002008-11-11T01:05:54.262-08:00Videos Of Cooper On The Toilet! HA, HA!Since we've been in recovery, our sponsor's been video taping our confessions and photographing the long hard road from litter box to bowl. In the back of my mind, I kind of knew the videos and pictures would eventually make it online. I don't feel as embarrassed as I expected - maybe it's that the first three are of Cooper?moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-40522231736705045602008-11-03T10:16:00.000-08:002008-11-03T14:06:34.686-08:00Miss Precious PerfectCongratulations to Miss Precious Perfect who's learned to kick the litter habit on SNL's Countdown. I didn't know Keith Olbermann had a soft side. (see 34 seconds to the end of his rant for this cutaway!)Why does pop culture love cats on toilets?moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-5686155879899841732008-09-30T08:02:00.000-07:002008-09-30T08:02:00.074-07:00Litter Box Was Here YesterdayIt's easy to confuse things when you're in a hurry. But how can you misplace a litterbox?moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-20914275415559354702008-07-05T07:16:00.000-07:002008-11-03T14:04:52.678-08:00Los Angeles Thunderstorms You don't hear thunder much in LA. That is a good thing. It is the way Chaos intended it.All yesterday, the neighborhood smelled like barbecue and sounded like football. I'm a heavy lapsitter but last night with the flashing and thunder... Every few seconds: thunder, and every thunder: I made a break for it, and every time I made for the door, I got caught. That's a lot of breaks for itmoxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-61887981507313489092008-05-13T08:44:00.000-07:002008-06-02T20:47:25.109-07:00A House Divided - By PaintThe big guy's been painting the house all day. It's a wreck. I hate disorganization. The furniture is all piled up on the other side of the room. The floor is covered in tape and plastic. Guy's a lunatic. I've never seen white walls before. Ever since I lived here, the walls were red and orange and blue and one with polka-dots. I'll try to post some pictures if I can find them on this machine.moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-6315162709714810082008-03-18T07:48:00.000-07:002008-06-02T19:57:40.226-07:00Typography, Typography Everywhere! Cursed me. I work so hard on these wallpapers and they never turn out right. Wish to be-jeezes I could design something as good as the humans. All I end up with is jazz record-cover derivatives. Am I inspirationless? Is it the quality of air near the floor? Must find myself a muse.moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-30765425925445799732008-03-11T07:44:00.000-07:002008-06-02T20:25:39.150-07:00Ask A Feline: Three's CompanionMy second fan question!J. Tripper writes: "I live with two women and things keep getting confused. One of them always mishears something and thinks I'm getting it on with the other one, and the irony is, I've been in a dry spell ever since I started working The Regal Beagle down the street. What I've always wanted was to sneakily put my arms around them both at the end of an amusing night and moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-16749471849199702362008-02-05T19:32:00.000-08:002008-06-02T19:48:58.723-07:00Continued Longing From The Comfort Of HomeI wish I didn't enjoy the taste of Aveda products... an upset stomach is a thing to witness - not to endure.I wish vacuum cleaners made a little less noise.I wish I didn't suffer god's once-a-month curse for being a lapcat (...flea tonic).moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-83679258072884363022008-01-22T07:48:00.000-08:002008-06-02T19:46:32.267-07:00Cocktails & CaffeineI wish my tiny liver could tolerate cocktails and caffeine because, let's be honest... the lifestyle is appealing.I think that the two-c's is the rudimentary mystery that separate pets from our humans.moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-61877967326779641562008-01-01T07:40:00.000-08:002008-06-02T19:45:53.179-07:00Wistful ThinkingA hundred and two percent of my life is wishful thinking.I wish I could stretch my wings and fly off the balcony, but alas, no wings, and so from the safety of distance the birds continue to taunt me.moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-9361388098485450922007-12-04T07:02:00.000-08:002008-06-02T19:19:38.022-07:00Trolling For TailI'm still not sure about this myspace phenomenon. My inbox is full of lonely humans trolling for tail.moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-85721127659649128832007-10-29T07:48:00.000-07:002007-10-30T04:35:21.855-07:00And That's Fab Kennedy's playing live in Paris right now. What are you doing that's so great?moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-30262820156167887322007-10-01T07:38:00.001-07:002007-10-30T03:49:33.758-07:00Cooper + Tom Cruise = Get Your Crazy OnMy biggest fear is that my brother Cooper will turn out to look like Tom Cruise one day. He's been cute all his life. When's he gonna turn ugly? Life's not fair.moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-75830560373266207262007-09-03T07:38:00.000-07:002008-06-02T19:37:30.751-07:00Ask A Feline: Stolen Laptop Steve asks: "When I'm at a cybercafe and the urge strikes me that I need to run off to the loo, is it safe to leave my pc unattended next to a mac guy? Most of my mac friends won't even allow me to carry my laptop up to their flats, so what would they want with a pc?"Moxie responds: Why do people always answer their own questions?Steve, you are right to remain as unconcerned as you aremoxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-18111250875260219252007-07-26T06:40:00.000-07:002008-08-12T03:23:31.179-07:00Triple-MoronOh, my god! Cooper made up another word: doublemoron. Enough said. Perfect.moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-51560773053975417232007-07-23T07:36:00.000-07:002008-08-12T03:25:05.140-07:00Bo Go HomeWell I'm not dead.Dog came by yesterday. He's got a southern name, a 1969-Dixie-Flag-Adorned-Orange-Dodge-Charger-kind-of-name: Bo. As in, "Don't look now Bo, but look." and "Why, Daisy if you wasn't my cousin, I'd marry you." A hog-tie, rumble-tumble rough-fider kind of name.Last time, Bo left me alone while I was under the bed. So this time, I stayed there until he went for a walk with the moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29328886.post-22412834872191832732007-07-19T07:56:00.000-07:002008-06-02T18:24:54.711-07:00Miss Litter's Last Sigh Sunday afternoons used to be lazy days when I could spread out on my human's Vanity Fair and catch up on the latest Matt Damon gossip. Now there is only one Sunday afternoon left: the afternoon of the big fight. I've been called out by a bully after school, nowhere for me to run. My nine-lives are up. Clock ticking. My days are numbered. Four to be exact. So obviously, this will be my moxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16205145618210435870noreply@blogger.com0