Wednesday, June 28, 2006
I found the funniest thing ever: Ask A Ninja! This must be what they call porn because the ninja videos are all over my human's computer.
I couldn't take my eyes off it. He's so NINJA! I watched every podcast this morning. I wonder if he has a name?
I'm sure he will hunt me down and think up some macabre method for killing this small feline just for saying what I'm about to... but... his first podcast was really reaching. Lucky I went backward and didn't get to that one until the end.
The ninja has a sophisticated sense of humor for a mass murderer. I wonder if he'd take that as a compliment? Maybe that comment will save my small bones.
Monday, June 26, 2006
I like being a pet. At first I grew impatient at being confined. Eating the same food, coming when called, living between the same four... five, six, let's see... 14, 15 ... then around here... 26, 27, 28! ...living between the same 28 walls.
You see? Boring. But right there, it's the little things: I've never counted the walls. And some of them I got to count twice because they had two sides to them. Never thought about that before. And there you go: perfect material to blog about.
One benefit to being a pet is that humans never seem to grow tired of lazily running their hands through my fur. I take it that human relationships must be nice that way too.
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Truth be told, I'm Cooper's ghost writer. He has his own thoughts and everything, but he gets frustrated easily, especially with computers.
I love my iPod.
I don't know why I said that. My human always says it.
Monday, June 19, 2006
I only have a couple of minutes before he'll be back. I'm having a hard time getting to the computer. My human works out on Monday and Wednesday and sometimes Friday. But this week he's been really irregular. He's spending ALL his time in front of the computer, and I keep seeing a dog making weird sounds.
I don't understand what it's about, but all the signs point to him leaving me for a younger puppy.
Monday, June 12, 2006
If you haven't met Cooper yet, he's doing his thing over here: Dig Litter (Cooper's Blog).
Warning: don't stay long or Cooper will get a big head. He reads his stats daily. Or actually, he has ME read his stats to him. Sometimes when I'm feeling generous and he hasn't been bullying me, I pad on a few extra visitors so I can see him do his stupid guy dance. He doesn't know how funny he is.
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
If I weren't a proper girl, I'd shout a thousand expletives! My human noticed I changed his calendar and fixed it! I got the flea drops this morning. Arrrgh! I don't know what's worse, the infernal itching or that poisonous tonic on my neck?
I appealed to him in every way I knew. I pleaded: "Look human, I know we don't always see eye-to-eye. But this might be the one place where we can come to an understanding. You see, I'm training a flea circus. No really. Didn't you hear me? No please, you know how much I hate flea drops."
Monday, June 05, 2006
The only time I can post is on certain mornings when everyone is gone and the human leaves his computer on (to download Jon Stewart). The internet is crazy slow right now.
I noticed in the human's calendar it says we're supposed to get flea drops on Wednesday. I wonder will he'll notice if I drag that over to next week? There we go. That'll give us a few extra days.