Monday, July 31, 2006
Missive iPod
Apparently, a few readers think I don't know an iPod from a ball of yarn (see my comment some weeks ago).
Wikipedia explains it well. For those of you still in the dark ages, an iPod is a set of two thin sticks that cosmopolitan humans use as a tool for porting raw fish from a plate to their mouths. It's less efficient than their fingers, but you can't put the brakes on a popular trend.
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miss litter,
moxie,
my human
Monday, July 10, 2006
Pirate Bays Of The Apartment
I'll be quick today because I know you're all going to see Johnny Depp tonight. And I'm sure you can't think of anything else. I wish they let us in theatres. I guess I'll have to wait until it's on DVD. Sigh... like always.
Cooper made up the dumbest word. Catninja. Which is short for Cat-Ninja. He's been going on about it nonstop for a half hour. It should be Cninja but that sounds too much like Kninja, the word for K-9-Ninja. Anyone could have thought of Catninja. It's just the two words joined. It doesn't even roll off the tongue easily. He's so smug right now I could just rub his nose in it if he understood anything I said.
If only.
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ask a ninja,
catninja,
cooper,
moxie
Monday, July 03, 2006
No Middle Earth?
My three fans wrote in over the weekend to ask if I am a pirate or a ninja?
Survey says: a pirate, because a ninja knows if she's a ninja, and if I don't know then I'm certainly not a ninja. But isn't that strange: if you're not one, you must be the other? There must be more to the political arena than ninjas and pirates. True, I tend to favour universal healthcare and wild, youthful promiscuity, but I'm also conservative with spending and think promiscuity should be done in the privacy of your homes and not flaunted about in the streets like it's commonplace.
True, "the streets" are a bit unfamiliar to me, but my fantasy life more than compensates.
But to the point: Pirate vs Ninja? Isn't that a little too simple? Isn't there a middle ground between these two extremes? Like Wisconsin or Minnesota?
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girlfriends,
miss litter,
moxie,
my human
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