The Longest Pee

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People were trying to get in the door. And I was all like "I'll be out in a minute!"

Struggle Over The Spare Pillow

Everyone envies my coat. But honestly I got it at a flea market for next to nothing.

This morning I woke up on the spare pillow beside to my human. His hand tucks perfect under my chin and I fall easily into slumber.

But really I sleep on the spare pillow so his girlfriends run sneezing from the room. Lets say we share an allergic reaction to each other. Can I help that I want him to myself?

Never, ever, think outside the box

Never, ever, think outside the box.

Timeless. Something eloquent and existential about their conversation... You notice that our cat heroine doesn't have to say a word to get her message across. Thanks to the comedy genius of Leo Cullum at The New Yorker. If you've got nothing better to wear, you can get visit that store to get t-shirts or hoodies of the cartoon.

The Right Sentiment

Humans probably make sense to themselves... sigh.

Home Theatre Conquered By Colors

Sorry it's been over a month since I got on here. Hopefully a big post (with linked pictures!!!) will be worth the wait.



Just wanted to say that I see now why the big guy painted the wall white!


He made the best hd theatre system ever. As far as I can see, anyway.




Everywhere in the house is colored paints... oranges, blues, even polka dots in the kitchen. But almost the whole living room is white and greys and black. Even the furniture. Hints of wood here and there. And one splash of an orange lamp made by Peri Lamps.




Perre turned on the projector last night and watched Annie Hall with friends. The whole room became a movie theatre and everyone got tipsy on mojitos. I like my human. I could've done worse.

He made this instruction sheet for how to choose theater seats, wireless dolby surround system, the drobo, 720p projector and macbook to control it all.

It's All Photoshopped!

Even I, with my stellar marks in advanced feline aesthetics from the prestigious Schule für die intelligenten Katzen have yet to learn how to use Photoshop properly.

Gift Book At The Printers!

Perre left us for one long awful day. He got up at 5am, made espresso, and the last thing I heard was the mini starting up outside. He brought back footage to show he wasn't seeing any other cats while he was away, but he could have edited them out.

Nine-Step Poster Hidden In Dust Jacket!

Perre explains how the poster works. (He's the big guy who feeds us).